“No Bathing Beauty”
Somebody find me an airbrush, STAT. I am about to enter the public forum of a family vacation water-park in a bathing suit.
Here is my disclaimer: This single appearance may be unsuitable for mature audiences, (or immature audiences for that matter). This display may contain content of an inappropriate nature, with scenes of graphic details that may be offensive to some audiences. Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

