My funny Valentine, sweet comic Valentine, partner in life, love and mortgage payments, how I adore thee. Two kids, twelve pets, three house moves, five career changes, one near-death experience and four renovations later, I can honestly say there is no one in the world better suited to my loyal heart than my Carpenter.
Everybody has something they do in the privacy of their homes that they don’t want anyone else to know about. There is some weird little oddity we never discuss, not even with our spouses or roommates. It is unspoken. Despite the knowledge that what I am about to tell you may well cross some personal boundaries, I’m going to share one of my oddities, in hopes it makes my fellow oddballs feel a little less, well, odd.
